Are you broke? Lacking health insurance? Is your son or daughter in prison? Anticipating that Economic Stimulus check? Don’t fret, these folks are pulling off miracles!
Is the patch not working for you? Quit smoking with ease! Catch the spirit like a bowl of quivering jello!
The Bloods have their red soldier rags, the Crips rock their blue. Me? I’m rolling with Don Stewart’s green miracle handkerchief steez ‘cuz I’m trying to get that money!